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Is Mickey Kaus funny?
	No.
	Not really.
	"Funny ha ha," or funny like a scary clown?
	Not now, but "The End of Equality" had me pissing in my pants.
	So funny I could blow chunks.

John Kerry is... (you can pick only one!)
	running against Bush, and that's all that matters.
	the next president of the United States--hooray!
	the next president of the United States--boooo!
	just another version of George W. Bush.
	just another version of Michael Dukakis.
	the lesser of two evils.
	the evil of two lessers.
	a zombie.
	the hope of the world.
	who's John Kerry?

When will Osama bin Laden be captured and/or killed?
	July, perhaps near the 4th, God Bless America
	August, just as Bush's support seems to be falling beyond recovery
	September, just in time for the 11th and the convention
	October (surprise!)
	November, just in time

Which Democrat will die mysteriously in a plane crash just before election day?
	Wesley Clark
	Hillary Clinton
	Tom Daschle
	John Edwards
	Russ Feingold
	John Kerry
	Nancy Pelosi
	Chuck Schumer
	Other

Who will be George W. Bush's running mate?
	Dick Cheney
	Donald Rumsfeld
	Rudolph Giuliani
	Condoleezza Rice
	Tom Ridge
	Paul Wolfowitz
	Chuck Hagel
	John McCain
	Tom DeLay
	Other
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